ABOUT THIS DUMB PEBBLE!!
Forbidden Snacks

hello i am unfriendly and unpleasant also i love @elflion so much it’s unreal

vera buz makes baby saw

silly pronoun card

the helicopter post (tw animal death)

zagreus:

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cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

grimeclown:

rakruined:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

dark and brooding guy with horrible regrets yells β€œI HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS!” in a moment of vulnerability but theres a cutaway transition where hes at a state fair eating a banana and he throws the peel over his shoulder and the tilt-a-whirl operator slips on it causing him to fall on the controls and shift it into a skull and crossbones setting called OVERDRIVE and the tilt-a-whirl spins so fast it lifts off the ground and carries the people away screaming

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What are you talking about

There’s an episode where Steven feels like a screwup because he accidentally broke the teacup ride and caused a ton of property damage

What the hell

wizardgender:

sqooops:

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unbreakable warriors bond

love how this implies they’re meeting in the afterlife

alleesaur:

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one last song

uesp:

Image contains bowls of food on a table with garlic bread around them.ALT
Image contains various bowls of food on a table with garlic bread next to them. A - Creamy Crab Bisque B - Apple Cabbage Soup C - Elsweyr Fondue D - Venison Stew E - Cabbage Potato Soup F - Ironwood Soup G - Roasted Tomato Crab Bisque H - Crab Stew I - Horker Stew J - Cabbage Soup K - Beef Stew L - Clam Stew M - Tomato Soup N - Potato Soup O - Potato Crab Stew P - Vegetable Soup Q - Horker and Ash Yam StewALT

Which bowl are you grabbing?

A - Creamy Crab Bisque
B - Apple Cabbage Soup
C - Elsweyr Fondue
D - Venison Stew
E - Cabbage Potato Soup
F - Ironwood Soup
G - Roasted Tomato Crab Bisque
H - Crab Stew
I - Horker Stew
J - Cabbage Soup
K - Beef Stew
L - Clam Stew
M - Tomato Soup
N - Potato Soup
O - Potato Crab Stew
P - Vegetable Soup
Q - Horker and Ash Yam Stew

vermishl:

A little more Kim… My outlet

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dajo42:

king cailan dragonageorigins is the funniest character in all of fiction based exclusively on how obviously about to die he is the moment you meet him

my guy shows up and says “i was hoping id get to 1v1 an archdemon today but honestly these darkspawn are kinda cringe. im gonna ignore wise warnings about taking this all 1% more seriously and go speak to my good old trusty right hand man who looks like somebody made a sim of the concept of betrayal as a guy”

and if you say hes a dumbass everybodys like thats your king!!! you cant say that!!!!!!!

sunscones:

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reassuring dialogue with my friend from today

catgulp316:

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484848zakozako:

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