hello i am unfriendly and unpleasant also i love @elflion so much it’s unreal
does covid fuck up your gag reflex
are you having trouble in the men’s room
I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before
can we meet up
please look at this passive aggressive e-mail i got from this apartment complex lmfaooo
one of the funniest things about the elf is that they’re quite proud of being a poc and their Peak Skin Tone but they also have a dad whose almost-deranged drive to be outside most of the time while living in a devastatingly high UV index zone led to health problems and they have paranoid and obsessive tendencies, so they’re just so pale all the time
It annoys me in a “read a second book” kind of way when Discworld fans who have zero exposure to any sort of fantasy literature outside of Discworld misconstrue every common fantasy trope as a Discworld reference, but when Homestuck fans who’ve never read any long-form webcomics apart from Homestuck mistake everything for a Homestuck reference it’s funny as hell. I am fully aware that this is a double standard on my part, and I have no intention of revising my opinion.
This is not a beautiful woven tapestry. It is not a painting. It is the most detailed image of a human cell to date, obtained by radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy.
when he says “warm touching warm… reaching out… touching me, touching you” in sweet caroline. that’s some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language
jewish ppl are wild, the dominant response to an entire gender change seems to just be “ok cool come eat this food”
